1.) Years ago, Tyler, Scott and Colin (old bassist) used to jam together in Colins basement for fun. Waaaayyy before Giv'R ever existed.
2.) The band practices in Cam's basement. The basement floor is very slanted so Scotty had to use bailer twine to tie his kick drum to his stool, so it wouldn't slide down the drain...until Cam built Scotty a level stage for his wild drumming.
3.) The entire band was killed in a tragic, freak gasoline fight accident. They have since been replaced by robots from the future.
4.) Bread, eggs, milk, cheese.......Dammit! Wrong list.
5.) Scotts cymbals sometimes fall off the stage so the bassist must be sharp on his toes to catch them.
6.) Frequent breaks are good times to talk things over as a band, and provide an excellent source of nicotine for Scott.
7.) Tyler collects tabs from beer cans. An average Giv'R practice will net upwards of 20 tabs!
8.) The Giv'R t-shirts are extremely popular with marathon runners.
9.) While Scott was writing his own biography for the website, he messed up Cam's computer. Simply because he knows nothing about computers. He held down right shift key for 8 seconds. Problem was easily resolved.
10.) Tyler and Scott drink Lucky's Lager at practice. Cam prefers the more expensive taste of Alexander Keiths.
11.) David Bowie does indeed use his pointy nipples as telescopic antennae transmitting data back to earth.
12.) Giv'R recently placed third in the "Most F------ Rocking Kick-Ass Band In The History Of All Band's Ever!" contest, finishing only behind Tenacious D, and Satan. Satan came in second.
13.)The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow os roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour. Beating it's wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. And a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.
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