1.) Years ago, Tyler, Scott and Colin (old bassist) used to jam together in Colins basement for fun. Waaaayyy before Giv'R ever existed.

2.) The band practices in Darcy's basement, sometimes it gets so hot Kurtis turns the colour of Satan and steam pours out of his ears, nostrils, and worst of all, his eyes.

3.) The entire band was killed in a tragic, freak gasoline fight accident. They have since been replaced by robots from the future.

4.) Bread, eggs, milk, cheese, condoms.......Dammit! Wrong list.

5.) Darcy's chinese cymbal sometimes shoots shards at Kurtis so he must be sharp on his toes to dodge them.

6.) Frequent breaks are good times to talk things over as a band, and provide an excellent source of nicotine & THC.

7.) Tyler collects tabs from beer cans. Yay for wheelchairs!

8.) The Giv'R t-shirts are extremely popular with marathon runners.

9.) Kurtis is frighteningly allergic to cats.

10.) Tyler drinks Lucky's Lager at practice. Kurtis prefers the more expensive taste of Bud Lite Lime. Darcy prefers the hard shit.

11.) According to scientists, men think about sex on average about once every 20 seconds, Kurtis thinks about pizza twice as often.

12.) Giv'R recently placed third in the "Most F------ Rocking Kick-Ass Band In The History Of All Band's Ever!" contest, finishing only behind Metallica, and Satan. Satan came in second.

13.)The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow os roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour. Beating it's wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. And a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut.